About

Hi, I’m Claire — professional juggler of nonsense, brewer of lukewarm tea, and a woman who absolutely does not have her sh*t together (despite trying for about 20 years).

If you’re here, chances are you’re one of us:

✨ A woman who gets ambushed by school forms ✨ Drinks tea that’s always mysteriously cold ✨ Regularly loses a sock, her patience, or the will to cook ✨ And just wants five minutes where nobody calls “Muuuuum!”

Underneath the humour, here’s the real truth: you don’t want a perfect life — you just want one that feels easier. You want to laugh at the chaos, not drown in it. You want friendships where greasy hair and mismatched socks are a vibe. You want to feel normal, not “the messy one.”

Same. That’s why I made this space.

This is a tiny corner of the internet where we stop pretending, drop the pressure, and laugh — properly laugh — about the relentless, ridiculous circus of everyday life.

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